Also ideal for horse LOVERS the prefect feed out vehicle!

Checkout the UTE everyone is talking about on TradeMe

http://www.trademe.co.nz/Browse/Listing.aspx?id=251715180

In the 80's they made real ute's for real blokes! Designed to do the job be a ute! This is the 'man's man' of utes! Perfect for the rural bloke that wants a reliable, cheap to run flat-deck ute that starts first time each morning & can fit the work dogs, couple of sheep & a few bales of hay on the back. There is even enough room inside for the missus or two girlfriends.

This diesel ute boasts an original 80's beige-ish colour scheme & silver chrome bits! Speedo reads an impressive 131435!

This rugged beauty of a ute is driven about once a week by a guy that wears flannel shirts & has perfected the rural wave the solemn raising of the 'pointing' finger from the wheel when passing another ute. This is NOT the type of ute for guys that like to take their hand off the steering wheel to wave, those type of men-folk would be more suited to a late model Hyundi.

This is a real blokes ute & it has all the tough bloke stuff inside, including beige-ish colored vinyl seats designed to stick to the back of your legs on a hot summers day, a clock that gets the time right twice a day, cigarette lighter, horn, heater, seat belts, sun visors, rear vision mirror & a speedo that goes all the way up to 160km/h!

You'll impress the chicks with this ute as it oozes real man charm with special bloke features such as column shift gear change (gives your date plenty of time to check out your rugged, manly hands), no power steering (so your date can marvel at your bulging biceps as you try & negotiate a 6 point turn) & a heater that takes about 7 minutes to produce heat on extra chilly days (so she'll just have to slide on over that sleek vinyl & snuggle into you until the ute warms up).

Exterior boasts a tow bar designed at that right height to crack you on the shin at least once a day, flat deck with all sides that can drop down, 4 wheels, side mirrors & an awesome exhaust that billows out a great plume of black diesel fumes when you first start her up just to let everyone know that you are off to do man stuff!

is this being sold to fund a new saddle???

LMAO - that adverts awesome - haha just showed my hubby.....


He reckons its a good buy

Specially with the free wood

Great put it on your Facebook then! I did the words so hope they were ok! He is hoping to get $2k, half a saddle!!! LOL

ooooh you wrote it up Rachael?! I thought Groom was a rather humorous articulate person, but it's all you?! He's just the puppet huh?

Yep I'm the writer!!!

HAHA yeah I added it to my facebook

i think you did an great job for the writing rach

hahahahahaha.... read the questions and answers?????

If this ute is so manly then why are you selling it? Are you buying a Hyundi? Have you gone soft? How much to ship to Rarotonga???? farmer_jen (209 ) 5:57 pm, Tue 3 Nov

Answer: My wife was getting jealous with all the girls screaming for me as I cruised down those country roads, my next car will not be a Hyundi and I can't ship this Kiwi Dream ute out of New Zealand so you need to book yourself in for some therapy ;-) 6:39 pm, Tue 3 Nov

Question: Would you consider a swap? The ute and the dogs for a skummy 2004 holden SS? farmer_jen (209 ) 5:58 pm, Tue 3 Nov

Answer: I owned a 2005 SS Holden and they are winners (Bathurst) however when I sore the UTE for the 1st time I had to let the Holden go! and we could never let the dogs go they are like children. Also try putting half a ton of wood in the Holden 6:47 pm, Tue 3 Nov

Question: Hahhahahahaha! "no power steering so your date can marvel at your bulging biceps as you try & negotiate a 6 point turn" ash_ketchum (44 ) 6:13 pm, Tue 3 Nov

Answer: It also helps build muscle if you don't have bulging biceps already! You just need to drive it around the city for about 3 weeks. 6:32 pm, Tue 3 Nov

Question: Hahahhaha! ash_ketchum (44 ) 7:08 pm, Tue 3 Nov

Answer: Yes it can make you laugh like that. 7:11 pm, Tue 3 Nov

Question: You must be one of Barry Crumps mates. Damm good sales pitch I ever heard wizzbikz (232 ) 7:58 pm, Tue 3 Nov

Answer: Cheer Mate 9:09 pm, Tue 3 Nov

Question: If you wax n oil the backs of your legs, the vinyl seats shouldn't be a problem, huh? wheelz (100 ) 11:23 pm, Tue 3 Nov

Answer: MATE I wouldn't know if that works and I am not going to wax these legs to find out! I just take the pain like are real southern man do ;-) 11:31 pm, Tue 3 Nov

Question: Mate !!!!! "I want to bid just on principal but the old girl got a ganza at it and she says "no way Romeo, you'll be out all night cruising for babes!" so sorry Mate ! my loss vivaldi (212 ) 12:13 am, Wed 4 Nov

Answer: It's a hard road finding the prefect girl... Cheers Mate 7:25 am, Wed 4 Nov

Question: How much would you take for it? starla_247 (30 ) 10:13 am, Wed 4 Nov

Answer: I am a pretty simple fella so I had to lookup the meaning "Auction" auction |'ôk sh ?n| noun "a public sale in which goods or property are sold to the highest bidder" after about 10 mins it came to me if I get no more bids that a few hundred dollars I am going to be a very sad fella however if people keep bidding I could get a fair price for this 'man's man' of utes! 2:09 pm, Wed 4 Nov

Question: Oh man! What a beast, can it be used to pick up manly men too??!! I want it! derbychick (12 ) 10:57 am, Wed 4 Nov

Answer: Yep it is a megaton magnet for both sexes however I personally think you wouldn't want to have the bulging biceps you get after driving the UTE 2:13 pm, Wed 4 Nov

Auction! Day! thinking I will get about $2500 (maybe) had a lot of phone calls and interest.

Closes: Tue 10 Nov, 3:32 pm. This auction may auto-extend.

Current bid: $1,450.00 Reserve met Closes: 7 hours

• Bids: 87
• Bidders/Watchers: 196
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Wish me luck!